Through a thousand voices

Spoke the universal dame

"Who telleth one of my meanings

Is master of all I am."

-Emerson

 

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News

And now, here are the headlines. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope On A Rope. That's right. Pope On A Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you.

Greetings and salutations.  I created this page in order to consolidate all of the stuff that I have trouble keeping track of elsewhere and also to give friends a better understanding of who I am (if they so choose).  So step inside and have fun picking my brain in a less gruesome and more sanitary way than is possible literally.  Insert gratuitous exclamation point here!!!!!

Carpe Diem!